Good Morning Everyone, I recieved this article this morning from one of my co-workers...it was written by David Shaprio from the Star Advertiser, the quotes in BOLD are the ones that made me "lol." Enjoy.
» "I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it." - Lyndon B. Johnson
» "The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him." - Cher
» "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." - Rodney Dangerfield
» "When I married Miss Right, I didn't know that her first name was Always." - Anonymous
» "If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married." - Katharine Hepburn
» "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." - Groucho Marx
» "I don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto!" - Yogi Berra, on Joe DiMaggio's marriage to Marilyn Monroe
» "The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it." - Anne Bancroft
» "I never mind my wife having the last word. In fact, I'm delighted when she gets to it." - Walter Matthau
» "Mom and Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was 18, she was 16 and I was 3." - Billie Holiday
» "I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house." - Lewis Grizzard
» "Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." - Phyllis Diller
» "Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier." - H.L. Mencken
» "Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is." - Milton Berle
» "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner
» "The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman." - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
» "In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker." - Woody Allen
